“If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire!” – Cannon’s law Continue reading ““If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire!” – Cannon’s law” »
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“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost Continue reading ““By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost” »
Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. – John Lennon
“Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans.” – John Lennon
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Keep all your eggs in one basket, but watch that basket closely. – Warren Buffett
“Keep all your eggs in one basket, but watch that basket closely.” – Warren Buffett
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“Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.” – Warren Buffett
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“You never know who is swimming naked until the tide goes out.” – Warren Buffett
“You never know who is swimming naked until the tide goes out.” – Warren Buffett
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No matter how great the talent or efforts…
“No matter how great the talent or efforts, some things just take time. You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.” – Warren Buffett
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In looking for people to hire…
“In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence and energy. And if they don’t have to first, the other two will kill you.” – Warren Buffett Continue reading “In looking for people to hire…” »
If you want to tell people the truth …
“If you want to tell people the truth make them laugh. Otherwise they’ll kill you.” – George Bernard Shaw Continue reading “If you want to tell people the truth …” »
There is no bad pictures…
“There is no bad pictures, that’s how your face looks sometimes.” – Abraham Lincoln Continue reading “There is no bad pictures…” »
Behind every great man is a women…
“Behind every great man is a women rolling her eyes.”