“When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them…” – Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp

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“If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire!” – Cannon’s law

Cannon's law

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“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

Robert Frost

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“Children are completely egoistic; they feel their needs intensely and strive ruthlessly to satisfy them.” – Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud

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“Don’t measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.” – John Wooden

John Wooden

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“Presentation of one’s own culture does not require contempt or disrespect for other cultures.” – Cesar Chavez

Cesar Chavez

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